"YO!!!!!
Welcome to lezbianseagulz!!!!!
lol, sup???
DO U NO WHO WE ARE?!?!?!?
HUH?!?!? DO YA?!?!?!?
hee hee, don't mind us, were a lil crazy...
*TwItCh* *tWiTcH* *TwItCh*
We'z be Celi & Elle BIACHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....WaNt SoMe CaNdY?!?!?!
>("CaNdY")<
Hee hee, Didn't your mama teach you to take candy from strangers?!?
C'mon, u no u wanna!!
hee hee hee....mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"
~eLLe
<3

KILL THE EVIL PENIS!!
~Celi

Our Stories...

Well, there was this one time...

I was sitting in a bar with my lesbian and our boyfriend, and some guy came up and asked us to make a porno film....

So... Bobby, my boyfriend, and Elle, my lesbian, had sex...And that was cool because it was in the script...but then Elle and Bobby kissed on the lip and thats not cool because thats not on the script, and that breaks our threesome rule, so I got mad and bit his toe off. Then he called me an evil bitch, and Elle got mad and killed Bobby because nobody talks to her bitch that way.

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